MELTING

Well it is April and it snowed this week and what am I doing right now??? I am sitting directly in front of a fan. I am melting.... to me it feels like it is 100 degrees in this house when really it is only 70. I have checked the temperature many times today. However since i am not the only one who lives here and there are two babies in the basement, we can not turn on the ac. What am I supposed to do until July??? I think I might invest in a kiddie pool and live in it in the backyard, someone just bring me ice please.